The Punch-up - really, really up

 

source: BBC website

 

What the BBC do not know is that we have secured access to the black box.

Relevant part of recording begins:

Female voice "Encore un café, messieurs?"
Male, identified as Captain Dubois "Merci, Charlene. Tu est très sexy aujordhui"
Charlene "Merci"
Male, identified as First Officer Blanchet "Hein, Dubois, Charlene est avec moi ce soir"
Dubois "Vous pensez, huh?"
ATC "Flight AF 32, turn right 275 and ascend to twenty two thousand feet, take flight path VH to Lyons Outer"
Blanchet "Turn right 275 and ascend to twenty thousand"
Dubois "He said twenty two. What are you, deaf this morning?"
Blanchet "I said twenty two. And you asked for 30, 000. Tell him you want 30, 000, or are you too scared?
Dubois "You tell him yourself, it's time you did some work around here instead of ogling the cabin crew"
ATC "AF 32 please confirm route guidance"
Dubois "He's made a mistake but he won't admit it"
Blanchet "If I wasn't choking on the pong of your cheap pomade, maybe I could think more clearly"
Dubois "At least I don't reek of a Montmartre whore's boudoir"
Blanchet "Then move your wife out of Montmartre"
ATC "AF 32 urgent, confirm your route"
Blanchet "Alors, mon 'capitaine'"
Dubois "It's not my turn"
Blanchet "It certainly is not mine. You tell him
ATC "I'm not getting involved. Sort it out"
Dubois "Oooh, hark at him. As if I could 'sort" anything with this ape
Blanchet "ATC, Capitaine Dubois est un cochon grand, n'est-ces pas?
Dubois "You take that back"
Blanchet "Who is going to make me? You and whose grande armée?
Dubois "Moi. Seul"
Blanchet "Oui? Viens ici si tu penses que tu es assez dur

the recording becomes too indistinct after this