Brexit Betrayed!

 

source: Euronews

 

 

 

This is a very black day, my friends. Seven years ago did we not vote overwhelmingly to reject our membership of foreign conspiracies, as typified by the so-called European Union? Yes, we did. We resolved to have no further truck with people who speak non-British languages and who believe in working hard for a living. We had been gulled by them for too long. And at the heart of our rejection of all things continental was membership in the huge con-trick that is the so-called Horizon programme. 

Horizon is, as we all know, the name of a BBC science programme. There is no such thing as an EU Horizon project, other than as a fig-leaf to cover the huge fraud of lots of money being paid to so-called scientists to do so-called "research". Now what has EU research ever discovered? Gravity? No, that's one of ours. Mr Newton got there first. The Internet? - step forward Sir Tim. The first planet that cannot be seen by the naked eye? Uranus, found by Herschell (Don't be fooled by the name, our Bill was as British as the royal family). The railway engine? - British engineers, working here in Britain, designed them and built them and operated them and were the first to invent the extensive delay, please use alternative horse-and-cart replacement service. 

What did the Europeans do? Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, that's what. "I 'ave no idea where ze electron is or 'ow to measure eet, but if you give me €€€ I will 'ave another look".  Planck's length, a tiny bit of wood that is useless except as a doorstop in a doll's house. Gõdel and his incompleteness theorem "Alright, it's not finished but the van broke down, I ran out of differential equations, the tensor conversion matrix broke, but it'll be done by Tuesday, honest". What a shower. 

We must stay true to the fundamental principles of Brexit  and the immortal declaration that "we have had enough of experts" (M Gove, a true thinker who says it like it is). We've got plenty of crumbling schools and empty office blocks, far more than we need to house all the scientists in Britain. We don't need to spend money - when Roger Bacon and the Earl of Sandwich collaborated, was any public cash involved? No - and there is certainly no need for our brave boys and girls to share any of their precious data with the jabbering masses across the Channel, nor to bother trying to read anything they produce (which of course won't be in English so what's the point?). We stood alone in 1940 and we can stand alone again.