Some stories demand to read. Such was the case with this gem concerning a police suspect who, during a routine interview at the station, declined to answer his interlocutor with speech but used an entirely different orifice to emit sounds. The policeman shut his notebook, opened a window and terminated proceedings.
That this took place in Kansas (albeit not the state but the town of the same name in Missouri) adds a certain piquancy.
"Aunt Em, Aunt Em, that terrible noise, that rushing wind, is it ... is it a twister?"
"Hush child, it's just one of the farmhands making, er, comments, to the cops"
Whether the successor to the highly acclaimed Breaking Bad will be called Breaking Wind is not yet clear.
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