There has been intense speculation for weeks about the intruder into our solar system, the "comet" called 3i/Atlas. It has zoomed around the sun and is now on its way to who knows where. Many have speculated that it might be an alien spacecraft, on the totally reasonable grounds that everything we cannot fully explain must be of alien origin.
Now the silence has been broken. A radio signal has come through, streaking across the ether, from this mysterious visitor. Fortunately for science, the receivers here at Ramblings Towers picked it up loud and clear and we can reveal, exclusively on this channel, the contents of the broadcast.
Signal begins .....
static.....And after the news, the Grabrlxfggs. Sz40 wants a word with Jorbajax and there's trouble brewing at the Dog and Snarklbeast. pip pip This is the 3iAtlas Radio news and William XXarble45 reading it. bing There have still been no signs of intelligent life on the third planet from the star we are currently approaching. Professor ZumbRk7r says that certain radio signals have been picked up but is unable to decode anything other than the meaningless words "Antiques" and "Roadshow" bing The evacuation of residents of the Cxlarbian sector is intensifying as it continues to evaporate into space bing Sports - the third test between 3iAtlas and Shoemaker-Levy has been abandoned as it seems that the visitors no longer exist....static
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