Monday, June 03, 2024

Election 2024 - Don't Say The F Word

 Poor old Rishi Sunak. Not only is his party trailing Labour in the polls, but the sinister, grinning wrecker of Britain's good relationship with the world's largest trading bloc has today announced his intention to stand for Parliament and to do so as leader of the party he founded. Reform seem likely to take more votes from the Tories than from anyone else, and may do reasonably well as a third party but perhaps without taking a seat. Or maybe just one, if their leader finally achieves his long-held ambition.

Only recently it seemed that Nigel F. was going to spearhead the campaign to re-elect to the White House his idol, a convicted criminal with even more ambitions to wreck things than himself. Now he has turned his back on the glitz of conventions and coast-to-coast jetting in favour of assaulting the sanity of the good folk of Clacton. Will he stand defiantly on the beach, jerking his thumb over his shoulder at the continent while declaring his intentions to fight them on it?

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